ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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