ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front.
Hers was "I have a hard stop at 8:15". Yours was hoping she'd forget. She set an alarm.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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