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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees are getting different memos now, mostly from a specialist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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