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You're "chronically online".
Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have a loading icon.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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