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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
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- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
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- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
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- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
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