ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your thirties are your twenties with consequences.
The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports straight to your liver.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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