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Think outside the box.
The box had the budget. You're out here with a sticky note.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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