ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Treat yourself, they said.
You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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