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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You can do anything you set your mind to.
Your mind has set itself to lying down. Permanently. With snacks.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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