ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone.
Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do Not Answer".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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