ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The in-office lunch is optional.
The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is writing down who didn't come. Then who did, but looked replaceable.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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