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Your company will send flowers to your funeral.
They'll be charged to your department's budget.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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