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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Don't settle.
Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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