ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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