ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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