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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "romanticise studying".
You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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