ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "taking a social media break".
You announced it on social media. Twice. With a carousel.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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