ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You got the ick because they ran for a bus.
You've been single three years and you run for nothing. Including opportunities.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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