ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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