ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Work smarter, not harder.
You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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