ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Rise and grind.
Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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