ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle.
The kettle will outlast the excitement. Possibly you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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