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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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