ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move.
Your audience is very engaged. Just not with lifting a sofa.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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