ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They say sweat is weakness leaving the body.
Yours has decided to stay.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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