ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have an eleven-step skincare routine.
Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is doing its best. It isn't a miracle worker.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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