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That's more than your friends manage.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
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- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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