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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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