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You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month.
The call took 94 minutes. You break even in 2031. They put it back up in 2027.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
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