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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's no I in team.
There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one in "insolvency".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
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