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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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