ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday has its own support group.
The group is everyone. The meetings are also on Monday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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