ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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