ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your favourite music is now called "a classic".
So are you. It means old.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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