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You can do anything you set your mind to.
Your mind has set itself to lying down. Permanently. With snacks.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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