ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started saying "oof" when you sit down.
That's the countdown, out loud.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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