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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SATURDAY, 19 SEPTEMBER 2020
You've been "about to start the gym" since January.
It's October. The gym has had two owners and a refurb in the time you've been about to.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
  2. Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
  3. Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
  4. Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
  5. You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
  6. Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
  7. Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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