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Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
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