ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something.
It landed. Enjoy that. It's the last thing this week that will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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