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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION MONDAY, 2 NOVEMBER 2020
Lessons will be learned.
By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.

— Zack, unqualified

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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
  2. The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
  3. Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
  4. Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
  5. Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
  6. You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
  7. You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…

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