ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your thirties are your twenties with consequences.
The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports straight to your liver.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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