ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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