ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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