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"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
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