ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle.
The kettle will outlast the excitement. Possibly you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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