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You say you're "an old soul".
You're 21. The only old thing about you is your phone's battery health.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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