ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "5-year plan".
It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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