ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday".
Except a manager, and he meant your Monday, not his.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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