ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise.
One of you will die first. It'll still be pending.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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