ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again."
That's also the plan for your job next quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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